That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
(Source: jape-art, via aherdofangryhippies)
You have to save your own life. No body else is going to save it for you. So we have to do what we have to do. No matter what it is.
—Kai Greene (via missherculass)
BootayLICIOUS: dependability
i got some great advice from an old lady on a plane
the thing you need to look for in a partner is dependability. When they say they are going to do something, do they actually do it and if they dont do it they better have a really good damn reason why they dont. because you dont want to be…
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
dave’s dream
(via aherdofangryhippies)
One of the greatest scenes in film history!
YESSSSSS
(Source: savemefromthehate)




